When Orkut came to Facebook

It's been quite some time since Indians ditched Orkut for Facebook. Unfortunately along with the people we would like to keep in contact with, came the trash that infested Orkut - the very reason we all left. The following is a good example. 

I was talking to a friend the other day who complained of a rather annoying conversation she was having on Facebook chat. I found it just mind blowingly awesome. 

Dylan: so wat u doin?

SinYORita~pearl': chatting

 with that freaking STALKER. CHECK THIS OUT

  
Kumar
hieeee ;);)
Me
hello
Kumar
so hwzzzz lyf..

thnkzzz for givin ur auspzzz time

;);)
Me
well..

i almost feel like calling u uncle
Kumarhahahaahahaha

uncle!!!!!
Me
coz by the looks of ur profile image it appears to me ur  tons older than me.
Kumar
plzzzzzzzzzzzz
Me
i actually expected a young immature guy
Kumarohhhh plzzzz...

m abt 2 b 21
Me
about?
u look 31 to me
Kumar
ohhhh thankzzz
actualy i lik such wondrful comntzzz u know
31!!!!!
wht imagnatnzz!!!!!i lik it...
Me
really..
Kumar
ohhh yaaaa...really ;);)
was eagrly waitin waitin for such comntzzz
finalllllyy got it
so u r of 9 yrzzz i guess as per ur maturity......
Me
i gues so..
Kumar
hahahahahahahahahahaha
jokes apart let me tell u clearly
i likd u so was keen talkin 2 u...
n i know u r speakin all crapzz so tht i wont talk 2 u furthr....
plzzzzzzzz
dnt go for thozzz filmy type trickzz
Me
well thanks for all the trouble
but i didnt like u.
i dont even know u
Kumar
ohhhh ma pleasr...
no probzzz....but i did...
no probzzz....but i did...
no probzzz....but i did...
n u know me...
ths time on ma vacatnzzz will surely try 2 meet u
Me
err... we will see about that
Kumar
ohhhhh plzzzz no filmy dialogzzz plzzzzzz
Me
err
are u a crack head..
Kumar
madm crack head r visualisd only by thozz who similar .....
so u r tryin 2 tell me tht u r crack head??
Me
these are very lame and kiddish way to temp some one.
these dont work on me
Kumar
ohhhh plzzzz yaaar

r u a heep typezzz creature!!!!
tryin 2 over cast urself
tryin 2 over cast urself
cut the crap

okey naaa
Me
heep?
what kind of a word is that?

Dylan: wait wait i'm reading this awesomeness

!! is that it? is there more? this is AMAZING

SinYORita~pearl': yea theres more

 


Kumar

thzzz atitude
u r persuin english hnrzzz n askin me!!!
do n search dictrnry or 9th clas litretr buk
n itzzz nt a english test goin over here
n itzzz nt a english test goin over here
so plz dnt show ur stupidity plzzzzzz
Me
just cheked out
none such word exists.
Kumar
ohhh no......
i guesss u guyzzz dnt get admitd merit basis....
fraud cases....
;);)
Me
oh right.
Kumar
go through a b c d n thn go for ur course studiezzz
Me
show me a link to a dictionary page that ACTually has a meanng to this word
please be kind to enlghten
show me a link to a dictionary page that ACTually has a meanng to this word
Kumar

actualy i dnt hav a dictnry cozz m persuin b.com frm university of delhi....n tht aslo frm hansraj colg wich is nt a cup of tea for fraud people lik u....
;);)
Me

 yea i get it
u actually make me laugh
dude
Kumar
ohhhh madm plzzz cum out with thozzz bong people atitude
Me
were r u chating from?
Desktop?
laptop?
which erv u r using.. it allowes u to surf the web?
how lame can u be t say u dont have a dictionary wen u have the access to the bloody internet
Kumar
naaa .....itzzz the cantn of ma colg....
Mehavnt u ever heard of an online dictionary
have u heard of dictionary.com u use the canteen or watever to get online..
Kumar
laugh!!!!
Me
u use canteen to chat to peple and nt a comuter?
computer*
?
Kumar
laugh!!!!
ma frndzzz r getin mad here
Me
thats truely some kickass technology u got there dude.. it beats wi fi
Kumarone of thm r holdin the monitor n othr 1 is holdin the c.pu

hahahahahahawht????
ohhhh dnt ask bloody faclty in our colg....
Me
dude u r in a totally different league here. u have any idea how dumb u sound?

  Kumar
nt at alll

  
Me

  the last line was a killer!

i mean seriusly

  how retarded

  Kumar

  plzz let me know how dumb m!!!!!
plzzzzzzzz

  ohhhh me bong dialogues

u peophin new

n wht is comuter???
Me
god.. didnt anyone EVER teach u spellings in kinder garden? forget grammar.. that must be really tough for u.
Kumar
itzzz computer.....got it naa
ohhhh dil ki baat bol dii yaar
Me
computer*
THAT wa typo
was*
(my bad.. it seems ur cooked up English has got into me as well)

*<--- this is the spl character we use to corect typos.

get it.?
computer*
btw.. can u type without the letter 'z'? 

  Kumar
u r rite i hav never been 2 kindr gardn
u r rite i hav never been 2 kindr gardn
yaaar wht a shit r u!!!!
Kumar

ohhhh yesss i got it
Me
u did.?
wow
Kumar
thnkzzz for letin me know
Me
what did u get?
what did i tell u?
Kumar

itzzz hindi....kyun bhai i guesss urzz itzz english!!!!!!hahahahahahahaha
angrez chale gaye par teri jaisi bala ko yehi chod gaye!!!!!
angrez chale gaye par teri jaisi bala ko yehi chod gaye!!!!!
hahahahahah
Me
so basically say that ur aunt(ur mothers sister) is from bardhaman and ur mom is non bengali?
.
Me
hey i got a question for u.whats ur favourite character from Dora the exploerer?
make up ur mind.. which do u think is more disastrous.. me being bong... or me knowing english.. i guess either way its hard for u to keep up.hey i got a question for u.

Kumar yupppp u r ryt.... still qustn n answr seasn cntinuzzz!!!!!!!! 
Meso u didnt answer my q.. whats ur favorite character from Dora the explorer.? coz u dont seem to talk sensible in a two way conversation.. u are fit to be interogated. look at the brighter side.. u r being interviewd. only spl people are interviewed. people who r extraordinarily extraordinary
Kumar

plzzzzz fuck offff
jst fuck offffffffffffff

  
Me

'fuck off' is the last resort for a retard like u.. one who cant prolong in a sensible conversation and has no other means to sound learned utters those two words.. coz they r easy to spell and no grammar needed. perfect for u.

You deserve a medal if you understood that completely. Have a good day.

EDIT: Apparently the official word for these people is 'Orkuttiya'. 

My Review: Assassin's Creed II

Note: The following post is about a video game. The uninterested should run away. Now.

Also, it's a long long post. Read at your own risk.

*Assassin's Creed 1 spoilers follow*

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First, a little bit of back-story - technical and other story aspects of the first game:

Assassin's Creed, developed by Ubisoft Montreal - the same studio that gave you the Prince Of Persia games, the Far Cry games, the Splinter Cell games and the Rainbow Six games (an impressive repertoire isn't it?) - was easily of one the most anticipated games on the 3rd Generation consoles. The game was released in 2007 - when people were still looking for how far the XBox 360 and PS3 could be stretched in terms of frame rates and graphical capabilities - we marvelled at the previews of Assassin's Creed.

A real living breathing city? No way! You can climb ANYTHING? No freakin' way!! A complete city with NO draw distance? Outta this world!

When the game finally did roll out in November 07, the reaction was bitter-sweet. People loved the graphics, the scope of the game, the premise, the plot - but the gameplay structure was criticised - people couldn't get over the sheer repetitive-ness of the actions you have to do.

The game also tricked everyone into thinking it would be the story of Altair, an Assassin, in the Holy Land in 1191, during the time of The Third Crusade who takes part in a battle against the Knights Templar. But it wasn't to be - the game is actually set in 2012, where a man named Desmond Miles, is kidnapped by a shady organisation named Abstergo. They possess this machine called the Animus, that helps them read into the memories of an ancestor. So they strap Desmond to this machine and tell him he's about to watch the memories of his ancestor, Altair Ibn La-Ahad, play out.

Now I don't want to go too much into detail of AC1. This is a AC2 review, after all.

Now, Ubisoft had their work cut-out for them: The ending of AC1 made sure that a sequel was sure to be on it's way. Fortunately for gamers, games are possibly the only art medium where sequels are routinely better than the originals:

Assassin's Creed II

Story & Characters:

Another criticism hurled at Ubisoft was the poor depiction of Altair. He spoke in a monotonous voice and had an oddly American accent while everyone else spoke in a proper Middle-Eastern accent.

Ezio Auditore da Firenze (an intimidating name at first - but you get used to it. The name is Ezio Auditore. 'da Firenze' means 'Of Florence' - his birthplace) is the protagonist of Assassin's Creed 2. This time, Desmond has to view the memories of Ezio, an Italian ancestor from the 15th Century - during the time of the historic Renaissance.

Desmond is freed from his capture in Abstergo by one their employee's: an undercover Assassin named Lucy Stillman, voiced by Kristen Bell (I forgot to mention, Desmond is also a modern day Assassin) - after weeks of planning, she breaks him out of the building, fights a dozen thugs, drops about 3 F-bombs and shoves Desmond in the trunk of her car. He's taken to an an old warehouse, where, with the help of two more allies - Rebecca Crane and Shaun Hastings (played by British comedian Danny Wallace - who wrote the book Yes Man based on his real life experiences)

To avoid the faceless wooden shadow of a character that was Altair, we're given a more personal approach to Ezio - the game starts off with his birth, acting as a tutorial for the face buttons. Needless to say, we're introduced to his mother, Maria - engaged in the difficult job giving birth - and his father, Giovanni (also an Assassin) arriving a tad bit late to witness the birth of his second son.

Fast forward 17 years. Ezio is living the life - rich Italian carefree guy knee deep in pussy. The scene opens fantastically, in a homage to Gangs Of New York where Ezio and his gang are facing off against a childhood rival, Vieri de' Pazzi. Enter Ezio's elder brother, Federico - a likeable character I wish we could've had more of. Now, Ezio's dad, unfortunately hasn't seen worse times - now it's Giovanni's turn to get knee deep - in shit - when he, being the Assassin that he is - learns of a conspiracy to overthrow Lorenzo de Medici. Needless to say, the conspirators don't just let this pass.

When Ezio comes back from an errand, he learns that his father and two brothers (the youngest being Petrucio - a character I'm glad we didn't have more of) have been apprehended by the guards and are being held in a tower. Ezio, using his parkour skills, reaches the tower - and is told by his dad to search for something important in a chest in the house - a letter to Uberto Alberti, Lorenzo's assistant. Ezio does as he is told. He also finds Assassin's robes in the chest, and in a moment of superhero-splender puts on the robes - to look all awesome and all.

Well turns out Uberto is the betrayer. Thus, Ezio's father and two brothers are hanged right before his eyes.

The rest is a tale of how Ezio gets revenge on the conspirators - he kills Uberto, then meets his uncle Mario - who tells him of the Assassin's Creed and how his father was part of it. Ezio then goes from person to person, extracting information and delving further into the conspiracy - realizing Lorenzo's planned assassination was just a small part of it.

This is where my gripes start - the story starts off well and ends excellently - the middle is where it gets hazy. It almost feels like the story is there just as an excuse to assassinate people. It boils down to -

*go to kill guy*

*spot said guy with another guy - or original guy references second guy while talking*

*search and go to kill second guy*

*spot second guy with third guy - or second guy references third guy while talking*

Rinse. Repeat.

This happens through most of the story. Another gripe is that some assassinations don't feel of much value - unlike AC1, not much information is extracted from the people you've killed. It's like it's there just for the heck of it.

Ezio's events in AC2 are set over a period of 23 years - yes, you start off with a 17 year old punk and end up with a 40 year old bearded guy. The bad thing is, it doesn't feel that way. Except for maybe, Ezio's beard and his deepened voice - there are no other signs of ageing. Not only for Ezio - the other characters remain exactly the same for 22 years. And it's not just about physical appearance either - except for Ezio - none of the characters personalities, or their relationship with Ezio actually develop in those 23 years. If you don't pay attention to the year showed before every memory sequence - it would just feel like the game takes place over a couple of months.

However, if I had to rate the story - I'd give it a 7.5 on 10 - mostly because of the strong opening 1 hr as well as the ending 30 mins or so. The game explore's Ezio origin very well - the deception he faced and the trauma he had to go through.

I've always loved Ubisoft how intertwined the story of Assassin's Creed 1 with real life events - most of the 'targets' that you eliminate in that game are based on real life figures - most of whom died mysterious deaths. The Assassin's were a real sect and so were The Knights Templar. Altair's mentor, Al Mualim is based off a real person.

Unisoft does the same thing with AC2 - to an even greater extent. Lorenzo de Medici was a real person - and so were the Pazzi's as well as the whole 'overthrow Lorenzo' plot - known as the Pazzi Conspiracy. In fact - I'd say most of the people you kill are based on real people. The main antagonist of this game is Rodrigo Borgia aka Pope Alexander VI (read up on how he died - the game has an explanation fr that as well)

And how could I forget the biggest name of all - Leonardo da Vinci. The one we meet here is a young Leonardo - cheery and as helpful as ever. Leonardo is Ezio's best friend and closest ally - da Vinci helps him with his 'gadgets' - hidden blades, hidden guns, flying machines and whatnot.

Yes, I said flying machines.

Ezio with Leonardo

More notable figures include Niccolò Machiavelli and Caterina Sforza. Both allies who help you on your way.

Graphics & Presentation

Oh yeah - now that we have cribbing out of the way - lets talk about the good stuff!

Italy is one of the best things about this game - the sheer detail into every little thing is marvellous. There were parts of AC1 I didn't like - the cities all looked the same except for a different tinge of colour to them. In AC2, it is NOTHING like that.

The locations featured in the game are Florence (Firenze), Venice (Venezia), Forli, the Apennine Mountains, Tuscany and the little bit of The Vatican City - The Sistine Chapel, in particular. Most of the landmarks you would see in the real cities are in the game - so detailed that you'd be hard pressed to find any differences between the two. Running the rooftops of Venice is as satisfying as walking through the streets.

The beggar women of Jerusalem are gone - to be replaced by bards that sing in your face. The streets are full of men hard at work - building, carrying boxes and wood, or just strolling the streets. The women are a sight to look at as well. Citizens travel in groups, mostly. You can infiltrate these groups and walk among them - thereby blending in - to avoid the sights of archers and guards. You'll find shopkeepers sweeping the streets in front of their shop.

At regular intervals you'll find heralds, the media of that day and age. The shout out news and announcements to whoever can hear them - You can bribe them to stop talking about your deeds.

Ezio can swim, unlike his Middle-Eastern counterpart - and, for what might seem an odd compliment - the water looks marvellous. I've never seen water rendered so beautifully in a video game. The land scape is fantastic as well.

However a game of this magnitude can't be without its problems - I did encounter screen tearing and graphical glitches at some stages - especially in the tombs (linear Prince of Persia-like segments). But that's a small price to pay for such an amazing looking game.

Sound is something I have to touch upon. The characters sound excellent - everyone, without a single exception. I especially like the idea of interjecting English with a little Italian - it sounds lovely. I would've preferred it if the background music was more prominent though. Only at times is it really noticeable - but during those times it's beyond excellent.

Graphics: 9/10

Gameplay

And so we boil down to the most important part of any video game - the gameplay, something AC1 suffered from.

I'll start with what AC is famous for - platforming. Ezio runs and climbs as excellently as Altair did. I did have a couple of problems with the controls though: Ezio jumping in a direction I didn't want him to jump.

AC1 was criticized for having easy combat - Well, AC2 is even easier, and you have more tools at your disposal - Poison, smoke bombs, throwing knives, swords, daggers and even a small gun.

Ubisoft have added as much variety as they could have - we now have a variety of side missions to attempt - Assassinations, races, courier missions and beat em ups! And sometimes, just to spice things up - Ezio can get pick-pocketed. If that happens, the thief has to chased across the rooftops - which provides for some pretty fun distractions.

Ezio has 3 factions helping him this time around - Thieves, mercenaries and courtesans. They don't really come in much use but its nice to have them as an option.

The biggest change, perhaps is the way the story is structured - it's much more linear this time around, much like GTA. Most of the investigations from the previous game have been thrown out.

Eagle Vision is something that comes in much greater use here - Often, you have to search for your target using Eagle Vision. It changes the screen to darker colours and your target glows yellow.

Your synchronisation bar is no longer a synchronisation bar - it's a normal health bar this time. Road side doctors can be used. They heal you for 50 florins, the in game currency. There's a whole economic system at work here. You can gain money through assassinations or other missions. You can also search treasure chests which are spread all over Italy - or if you're looking for quick money, you can always pickpocket civilians. This money can be spent, not only on doctors, but also on weapons and upgrades.

Ezio takes shelter at his Uncle's villa - which he agree's to help renovate. You pay the architect to renovate the area - this brings more tourists there, which increases the money being spent by them. This money can be collected and spent later. The problem with this system is that by the end of the game you end up with a shitload of money and nothing to spend it on. You can also buy paintings for your villa to spruce it up. The more money spent, the more you get in return.

You can also dye your clothes with various pre-set colour schemes.. this serves no real purpose other than to make your clothes look pretty.

All in all, there's tons of stuff to do here.. which will keep you occupied for a long long time. I haven't even mentioned the collectibles. 100 feathers are spread all over the locations for you to collect. You get two rewards as you progress towards the 100 mark. The Glyph's are another collectible feature. Apparently, the last person who used the Animus to come to Italy left a few puzzles which, when unravelled reveal a bigger, larger plot.

So, except for combat, gameplay has undergone a huge improvement: 9/10

Closing Comments:

AC2 is a wonderful improvement over the previous game, with only a few flaws that keep it from being a truly perfect game. I was struggling to decide between this one and Batman:AA for my personal Game Of The Year - it was pretty much a stale mate at the time that I finished both the games.. but's AC has something Batman didn't have - repeat value. I tried to play Batman for a second time, but couldn't - it was too boring. However, AC2 just makes me keep coming back - sometimes to replay a few missions or to just roam the streets of Italy.

Overall: 9.5/10

Specs: I played AC2 on the XBox 360, without any kind of extra content since I don't have Xbox Live. The first playthrough took 24hrs to complete, and 27hrs along with feathers and glyphs. Second playthrough consisted of only the story missions and viewpoints, which was 11hrs, 30mins.

PS: Sorry if the latter half of this post has a more mechanical writing style than the initial part - I got tired writing :(

Back

Have you ever looked at your own old posts or any kind of writings and realised how stupid you were?

First off, my apologies for not writing since September. I don't want to disclose any reasons, expect for maybe lethargy - but there were other factors at work as well. So after my Semester 1 exams, a bout of very severe Chicken Pox, watching a ton of movie's, repeated plodding from my friend, and a very bad pun that I found terribly difficult to resist ( I was going to post a picture of someone's back) - I've decided to try blogging again.

I also want to make a few things clear. If you've been following my blog for long enough (yeah, right) you've surely read my post on The Wandering Weasel.

And if you've not, please do. It's not very long, because the following is going to be about that post.

Now, I'd like to make it clear that, the post was complete bullshit. I told myself to come up with a stupid title (because I wanted to change the name of my blog - and I couldn't come up with a better one - so I went the other way - why not think of a stupider one!). I then convinced myself to come up with the most atrocious justification for it. And that's what I came up with. (Pretty good stuff, right? Well, if the Indian Education Board has taught me anything these 14 years of studying - it's how to bullshit my way through anything)

I'm happy with the current name - taken from the sequel to Alice In Wonderland. I read the books before my Sem 1 exams - both classy takes on the literary nonsense genre. The name was in anticipation of the Tim Burton movie. Tim Burton, Jhonny Depp, Helena Carter. How could it possibly go wrong, right? Well it did. I'm keeping the name, though. I love it.

Continuing with Weasel - I know, I'm sorry - one of my most deepest posts was pure hullabaloo. I'm also sorry for the sheer crap this blog has churned out most of the time:

Lalala

Valentine's Day

There's more of this nonsense - but I'm not going to spoon feed you, you hobo's. Try searching. I'll try to write more coherent posts now (starting next time?).

What? Don't look at me that way. I told you I found it difficult to resist.

"Just this year"

We, as students, are being constantly lied to. From every direction, its all just a big pack of lies. That's exactly what they said while we were in the 1oth Standard, all preparing for those gawdimportant Boards. They repeated it when were in the 12th, making it sound, then, that 12th is important, not 10th.

I especially hated this part. In the 12th we're told that 10th isn't that big a deal.. its just to get admission into a junior college, and once that is accomplished, the marks are as useful as that tail-thing we all have above our bloody arse. Then why, while in the 10th, did they make such a big deal out of it? By, 'they', you should have guessed by now, I mean parents and maybe certain teachers as well.

I got, what I think, at that time, were decently good marks. Distinction at least. (Darn you Hindi-Marathi). I Got into a thoroughly shitty college, that only now, do I understand, was terribly shitty. That's where I heard the 'Just this year' statement for the second time. To put it in their exact words

"Study for only this year, Dylan. Then you'll be able to enjoy afterwards"

What a fucking joke.

They hit me with that line in the 10th, then in the 12th, and now in my first year of engineering.
If that's taught me anything, it's never to believe them. They're only saying that to keep you from realizing the horrible truth of the cycle of life and thus keep you from committing suicide.. (or homicide, for that matter). No doubt this will go on and on.

Life is one never-ending cycle that refuses to get better.
End Of Story.

Choices all Spoilt

The day I walk in to a supermarket to buy a can of cheese, and see 100 different cans of cheese, different flavours, different sizes, different shapes, different colours, I'll run out screaming or more probably just buy a Dairy Milk chocolate bar (which are, thankfully, still in production) and act like nothing ever happened.

Whatever happened to those original packets of foodstuffs? The only Lays chips that I liked were the very first ones, with no sub-title. Just that memorable tag line, "You can't eat just one." If I go to a store today, chances are that version of Lays doesn't exist anymore. Instead its replaced with all sorts of flavours- 'American', 'Tomato', 'Spicy Tango' and a whole bunch more, more noticeably a horrible 'Chaat' flavour.

7UP recently joined the bandwagon with a disastrous 'Nimbooz' drink, supposedly lime juice. I for one, hate it.
Hate it not because it tastes like Cow piss, not because the shop owner looks at me in great surprise, when I ask for the "Original 7UP drink", but because I have to make a choice, and that too a stupid one.

Which gets me to my real point - I don't like making choices. I can make decisions when it matters, but don't ask me if I prefer Appy Fizz or Grappy Fizz. The answer will usually be the original - Appy.

What made me think of this was when playing the video game Spider-man: Web Of Shadows. That game has 4 different endings, based on the choices you make through out the game. I like to play games completely- to the fullest. Games like GTA: Vice City Assassins Creed - I've left no stone unturned, finished the game 100%. But when it comes to games with choices, I just have to play the whole game more than once.. In the case of Fallout 3, which is said to have 500 different endings, I don't know what I'll do. Just take the best choice and just not play the game? Yes! Buy a C instead of cheese? Yes!

But then, I just don't see it stopping anytime soon. As long the big companies are greedy for money, they'll just keep rolling out new flavours. I won't be surprised, if 500 years down the line, Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans is a reality.

Reboot

I just returned from my very last interaction with anything remotely related to my 12th Standard and CET Classes. As is the norm with them, our sirs threw us a party the day after the CET. The atmosphere was excellent and the place terrific. Food not so good, but this not a review of the party.

I just had, possibly, my last interaction with my classmates from classes. I've grown close to them, to that class, and the teachers. After all for nearly 3 long years, its been my second-home. And now its all over and I've not even absorbed it yet. Its all over. What I had been studying for so many years just passed by in a day. Just one day. An end of one of the memorable periods of my life.

Which brings me to the topic, Reboot. I'll be joining a new college and for the first time, ever, I'll be setting foot in an altogether new institution (my college was my school). This is good and bad. I loved my school but when I went to it as a college it wasn't very appealing, so I'm glad to be leaving. Going to a new college allows for a reboot. The people don't know you, you don't know them. You both probably have a past, but that's irrelevant initially and everyone gets to start anew.

So here's a toast, to a new life! And a new blog title!

Half Time! Well, almost..

My promise was that I'll be back by May 09. Well I'm keeping to it. Almost half the time is gone. Just dropped by to let you know that I'm still alive and kicking :)
I've got TONS of stuff to blog about, especially about how the MNS plans to hold Mumbai to ransom. But all that later. Right now, gotta go.

Seeya!

Happy Christmas/New Year/Holi/Easter/Eid/Anything-else-that-comes-between now-and-May.

I've cracked my ISP!

There are few times that I actually get the feel that I have a 256kpbs connection, one of them is right now. The pages load quickly, downloads are at the speed of sound and videos don't have loading time (save for some high quality ones).

As per what my Mom told me, my internet was supposed to have been only for a 15hr period. Because thats what she paid, for the 15hour pack. Well guess what? It's not! How is that possible? I have no idea.. maybe I did it on accident. My internet has been on for the last 76 hours, downloading Assassin's Creed (which was eventually corrupted), movies and some albums. I've disconnected and reconnected numerous times, but I always got through. How do I do this? Well, all I know is that I created a separate connection with the same values as the dialer they provided. I don't use the ISP software to connect to the internet, and hence, they probably think I've not used any internet hours at all yet. Cool no?

Let Me Go!

'Bohemian Rhapsody' (Queen) is a wonderful song, I first listened to it after hearing Micheal John's wonderful rendition of it on an earlier American Idol episode.
Thats what the title refers to.

This right here will probably one of my last posts for a long long time to come, say till May of next year. It'll be a wonder if I even remember my password then. I'll be leaving for a whole year, in preparation for the career-deciding HSC and CET (Have no idea what that is? Google..)

I've been thinking of what to blog about for the last couple of weeks, and sometimes some great subjects pop into my head, unfortunately they leave my head soon after.

Its vacations, and excluding studies, theres nothing much to do here. You see, I only have classes for about 2 hours per day (with the exception of Sunday and Wednesday, its double on those days). I'm having it much better than some of my peers, who have to sit 7 hours every day. WOW.

So what I'm I doing in these days? Well, lets see.. Movies and Games!

Watch out for the reviews in some days..

La Holiday

Oh my, look at the time.. its well over midnight, and here I am, just out from a movie watching phase and on the internet.. well thats what we do when we have holidays entrusted upon us..

I've got a post in mind.. but since its so late, and I'm sleepy... and its dark everywhere, and I can hear strange noises from the living room.. I'm gonna go sleep..


[EDIT]

The strangest thing happened.. that line about noises from the living room was supposed to be a joke.. and when I was just about to type it.. I actually heard a noise from there.. like something getting crunched.. you know.. sound of dry grass or hay getting crunched.. that kind of sound.. weird. And it doesn't help that I've been watching that 'Ghost Hunter' series on Star World for some time now. It deals with investigators visiting haunted places and finding out if its really haunted or not at night.. I wonder if its real.. if its proved real, then all physics laws in this world go for a toss resulting in science mayhem..

Ghosts are unarguably the most arguable topic in the world (!)

More on this later.. or on something else..

LaLa

Its been a mighty long time I've posted here. Of course exams came in the way.. that and a laziness.. and not knowing what to post. I still don't know what to post.

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Ahh, dots. Fun ain't it?

Legend Lara

Never has a game made me write a review. This is a first. It all started with me going to Crossword, because I had

nothing better to do. They do sell video games at Crossword. Oddly recent games like Tomb Raider: Legend and Hitman:

Bloodmoney were priced at just Rs. 300. I had to get the game. After about 2 hours of deliberating I decided to get



Tomb Raider: Legend.


What made me get the game? Gamer TV gave it a 5/5 rating. I make a mental note of every 5/5 Gamer TV game. Lets see,

Star Wars Lego.. Ghost Recon 360.. Legend Of Zelda Wii.. there are more which I don't have time to remember..

Anyway to the game, the plot is pretty well, creative to say the least. Lara, on investigating the death of her mother, realizes that she has to get the sword of Excalibur, the parts of which are scattered in different countries. The game follows Lara to these diverse countries. The scenery is amazing, although I when I switched on the "Next Generation" display setting the game speed reduced to a halt.. almost.

The countries are as diverse as Bolivia, Peru, Japan, Kazhakistan, Ghana, and Nepal. Each country has a different piece of the sword.

Also, Lara is looking her best yet in this game. Check this out
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/LaraCroftTombRaiderEvoWUnderw.jpg

Lara's tricks are dependent on timing. Theres no specific tutorial for the tricks, you have to find that out yourself. Like pressing the F key the right number of times and at the correct intervals will get her to somersault and stuff.

What impressed me was the combat, although I had to change the weapon keys, the combat was extremely fluid.

Also, I didn't get bored at all. Lara has some really funny and witty conversations with Zip (her right hand man), who speaks to her via some satellite thing from her mansion. Its sorta like the Prince Of Persia talking to himself or having conversations with his darker side.

Another new feature is the use of a magnetic grapple, which is used to attach to higher objects and then swing from it or to pull objects towards herself.

The game is fairly easy (in Normal mode) and short too. I finished the whole thing in 2 days. Gamespot had an issue with the length and the camera angles. The camera angles are pretty good actually, save for some instances, and some levels. The camera goes berserk during the last boss battle.
Also, sometimes Lara doesnt respond properly. For example, Lara will sometimes do a back flip even though you've pressed Right and Jump.

Frankly, I couldn't find too many faults with the game, or maybe I'm just overlooking them. Even if there are some, the other aspects more than make for it.

FPS w/o the S

I've not always liked games which focus on combat, although I do play them for lack of choice. But its always great to see a non-combat game come along (I'm not talking of RTS or RPG's). Looks like EA DICE (yet another EA branch) have taken the initiative. A game called "Mirror's Edge" will be out soon. Unfortunately theres no real gameplay footage yet, but what I've heard of the game is awesome. Believe it or not, its an FPS, without guns! So its not a shooter, its just FP.. The game is like Assassins Creed (but not Sandbox). It involves a girl called "Faith" who can scale any surface. The focus is on jumping & running from building to building. Here you outrun enemies instead of fighting them. The full story here

Tech 2 'Mirror's Edge' Preview

Blu-ray emerges champions

For some reason this really important piece of news reached my very late. The papers didn't carry it, or maybe I just missed it. Who knows?

But while just surfing Tech2, I found out Blu-ray had won the next-gen disc battle with the HD-DVD. Something I didn't not expect. I thought HD-DVD might overdo BD (Blu-ray Disc), not that I was rooting for it, I just thought that the HDDVD might win.. but guess not..

Microsoft Pulls Plug on HD DVD Players

All About Blu-ray


25 GB!!!!

The 80th Annual Academy Awards

A bald guy with a sword covered in gold. Thats America's and possible the entire worlds most coveted award.

Jon Stewart was back as host this time, after Ellen Degeneres didn't really click last year. I'm not exactly a fan of Jon's Comedy Central show on CNN.

Arrow will be happy to note that Juno won for Best Original Screenplay :P

I try to make it a point to watch all the Oscar nominated shows the following year.. at least I try to.. I've never actually completed it..

No Country For Old Men took away Best Picture. It got 4 wins out of its 8 nominations..

No real comments on this years Oscars. Just a normal annual thing. Nothing REALLY unique.

Also since the awards just ended 10 mins ago.. amazing gow Wiki is already completed updated..

HI

Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...

Milestone

I know the last couple of posts, (and including this one) have been really devoid of any real substance, but heck, I'd like to thank everyone for supporting/encouraging me and stuff.. I'm bad at thank you speeches.

My stat counter has 1,000 hits. ^_^

Well it'll obviously more when YOU see it..

Frustration

Dylan: yeah?
Kanth TheDragonlord: yo
Dylan: yo
Dylan: i came third in pro evo :(
Kanth TheDragonlord: ?
Dylan: gam
Dylan: egame
Dylan: gmae
Dylan: gmae
Dylan: oh god
Dylan: GAME
Dylan: ahh :)
Kanth TheDragonlord: rofl

Valentine's Day

Nope.. I have nothin' to say ^_^

Love & Hate

There are three kinds of people in this world.

1. People who get to sit when in a bus
2. People who don't get to sit when in a bus
3. People who don't travel by bus at all

Now, leaving aside the last category, since that is of no concern to this post, we take the first two.

Of course, the members in these two groups keep changing and/or alternating frequently.

When in a bus, people who sit are in a completely different world to those who stand, and vice-versa. Talking about those who stand.. its like every other passenger in that bus is the enemy. Each and every person standee on that bus has the same thoughts running through his or her head.

"Why did so many people have to come today? It wasn't so full yesterday.."
"Why is he not moving ahead?"
"Why is that guy pushing"
"Why do such FAT women have to travel by bus?"
"Thank god.. a bus stop.. some people will get out now"
"Damn.. there are more people getting in"
"Ouch!!"
"He just stamped my toe!"
"Darn.. that little kid is standing on my shoe lace on purpose"
"Does that bus conductor HAVE to keep moving around?"

As stated before, everyone is everyone else's enemy. They look at each other in a really disgraceful manner, (except if the other person is really hot).

The Battle begins when a sitee opts to become a standee (and eventually leave the bus). Now, as soon as the concerned sitee shows signs of getting up, about six pairs of eyes dart towards him. Now, only 2 people are in the battle. The person standing right beside the sittee , and the person standing either behind or in front of him. Who the person challenges is determined by which direction he moves to let the sittee out. If he moves behind, he challenges the person in front of him, and if he moves in front he challenges the person behind him. The winner is usually determined by the person who manages to jut his leg in first.

So we they all hate each other.. and love too.. since they HAVE to stand each other for those minutes..

There are times when standees are granted the authority to remove a sittee by force. This usually happens when Men sit in Women's seats. Hence Men refrain to do that.
Also OLD people are granted the same authority.

I'm bad at concluding posts. :/


Bye.


Note
The above theory goes into practice only when THE BUS IS PACKED WITH PEOPLE.
There is no word such as sittee.